Two

Ah, girls.....just think what you are all missing. A lovely lad that comes complete with his own collection of vacuum cleaners. Housework could potentially never be the same again. Not quite how I imagined he would be, but you know...he's a nice guy and very likeable and I think we hit it off well. He may be a little less 'aged' (or less over-ripe!) than some of us old farts, but that's a good thing. Chuffed to meet him, I was. Even TF said to me "Ah, Mr RT, sir...that Mr Twocvbloke, sir....a nice chap, sir. Always a pleasure to serve him in the Bar, sir. Although if you don't mind me saying, Mr RT, sir....he does keep declining the olive, sir"